Hey hey hey - even though you're reading about yesterday, at this very moment we're broadcasting Semi-Final 1!
That being said, I'm clearly short on time so I'll show you what you can watch live!
For the first time ever, three men will host the Eurovision Song Contest; give it up for Oleksandr Skichko, Volodymyr Ostapchuk and Timur Miroshnychenko.
Of course I have to show Sweden again......I know we're gonna win.
Although Australia is dangerous - great song with great graphics.
Belgium looking good!
Gotta love this - Montenegro brings the full Eurovision glory!
Finland's Blackbird - beautiful lighting on this.
And keep an eye on Azerbaijan!
Greece is a feel good song. :)
And watch Moldova - this will be the dance of Summer 2017 I promise! In 2010 the Sunstroke Project represented Moldova in the Eurovision Song Contest, alongside Olia Tira. It was after the 2010 contest that saxophonist Sergey Stepanov became a YouTube sensation known all over the world as the Epic Sax Guy. The video of him performing at the contest went viral and has been watched millions of times. This is just as catchy!
Welcome Ralph Larmann! Taking a picture of him is like painting a portrait of Van Gogh! He'll get epic photos of course!
And welcome Ste Durham from Total Production International - the lovely people that named me Production Manager of the Year, so naturally we're being very nice to Ste!
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
So many questions..............
Enjoy the show!